Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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