after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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