: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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