8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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