i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
