The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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