I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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