Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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