Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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