Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think your dad took our porno
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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