No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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