dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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