He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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