is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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