I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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