Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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