I'm so fucking centered right now
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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