How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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