I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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