Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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