Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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