the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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