arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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