Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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