if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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