i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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