if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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