Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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