Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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