She announced her abortion via fbk
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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