Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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