i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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