i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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