Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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