I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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