singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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