I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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