im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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