I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize