Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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