i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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