This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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