Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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