last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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