therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Can Purell be used as lube?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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