She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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