How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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