i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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