Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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