I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
