I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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