is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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