Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I wish i was in the wii world.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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